A is for ‘aaaaaaahhhh’ – you’ll be saying that a lot.
B is for baby, not the kind in a cot.
C is for career, because you’re smart as well as pretty.
D is for dangerous, cause you like your heroes gritty.
E is for erect, what you create with friction, and
F is for foreplay, cause you’re in a work of fiction.
G is for girth, the bigger the better, and
H is for hot – it also makes you wetter.
I is for illogical, like most of all your plot twists.
J is for KY jelly, but just in the books on the Sexy Series list.
K is for Krystal, which is how you spell your name, and
L is for your lover, the stallion you’ll tame.
M is for member – as in anatomy, not club.
N is for nubile – like a slinky tiger cub.
O is for oh … OH … OH!! … there’s no more to be said. And
P is for pulsating, which is what you do in bed.
Q is for questions you shouldn’t be asking, and
R is for ripe – your real age is for masking.
S is for sexual healing, the only kind of medicine, and
T is for titillation – a land where you’re a denizen.
U is for uterus, yours ain’t that important, cause
V is for vagina; yours is never dormant.
W is for writhing, which you’ll do on command, and
X is for your rating – thanks to your mammary glands.
Y is for YES, your favourite expression, and
Z is for zipper … now you’ve learned all your lessons.