Valkyrie and Tuesday brought their heaving bodices, moist undergarments, and gently perspiring prose to the 2016 Noted Festival in Australia’s fair capital city, Canberra, which the FFA understands is a hotbed of political (and thus sexual) activity. 

They took part in three throbbingly good events: MEGA-BAD!SLAM! NO!BISCUIT! versus MEGA-NOTED (The Phoenix Pub); A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to This Panel (Gorman Arts Centre); and a fancy salon at (The Salt Room).

They hope they were able to touch some members of parliament and make the seat of government damp with lust!

Many thanks, Canberra. It felt so good to be inside you! XX

Valkyrie performing at The Salt Room in Canberra