Another year, another satisfying climax—the FFA gave 2015’s fleshy parts a final intimate squeeze at the Woodford Folk Festival with two delightful days (28-29 December 2015) spent delivering our salacious word-babies live on stage. 

We plunged the ‘wood’ hard into this year’s festival: we sweated in our synthetics for our regular show; new member Sunday Best (aka Carody Culver) swooned in Stand Up vs Slam (4 pm Monday 28th); and Valkyrie and Tuesday made everyone slightly damp as emcees of the first-ever Erotic Slam. 

We’d like to extend our erect gratitude to Kylie Southwell, David Stavanger, and Anne-Marie Te Whiu, whose faith in our ability to combine smut, spoken word, and 100% synthetic attire never fails to make our lady-parts glow with pride.