It’s not that time of year. Or that year.

And yet … we at the FFA remain steadfast in our embrace of unreliability. So here, for the first time, in a limited exclusive, we’re positively pulsating to announce the 2019 winner of the Feathered Quill: the honour goes to Lobelia Quest (AKA Michael Kelly) for ‘The Love Organ‘!

Come! Wrap your trembling eyeballs around its sturdy literary shaft right now!