“The literary progeny we midwife at the Fanciful Fiction Auxiliary is of such recherché that publishers throughout the world are too jealous to print it.”
VALKYRIE CUL-DE-SAC

Raison d'être

Come Hither!

Welcome, cultural elite, to our literary tour-de-extreme-force, the Fanciful Fiction Auxiliary. World infamous across the globe and more, the FFA is a personally acclaimed writers' group with a positively threatening amount of talent.

Throbbing Members

Our gifted members deliver bespoke-artisanal-boutique-couture-craft word-babies—known to simpler folk as ‘stories’—into the grateful hearts and imploded minds of the gasping literary world.

Eye Arousal

Browse our accumulated literary birth matter at this, our hand-crafted website, or be stimulated live at one of our legendary ‘salon’ evenings (details of which are heralded through our sophisticated social media channels).

Favourite Positions

Membership of the FFA is legion, yet also incredibly exclusive. It is led by its inspirational leader: Convenor, Grand-Vice-Executive-Chancellor, and Supreme Foundational Member, Valkyrie Cul-de-Sac. Simultaneous co-founding members and co-2ICs are Misty Dawn and Tuesday Thatch.

Artisans

Our artists put the 'art' in 'art'. Not even Stanislavski could so mellifluously portray the verdant undergrowth of humanity's emotional colour wheel that bursts from our pages like fireworks from the ocean. Our writers are visual sherpas, crafting a veritable emotional Rorschach experience via the technicolour dreams of their cover art. Look into their eyes. Read them. Touch them. With your eyes.
Chenille Voss in

'The Love Instrument'

[Pascalle Burton]
April Showers in

'Close Encounters'

[Kellie Vella]
Honey Golightly in

'The Longing'

[Katherine Lyall-Watson]
Thisbee Blaze in

'Touched By An Angel'

[Michelle Law]

Splendour!

“We will not allow petty publishing industry mind games to prevent us from exposing ourselves.”
VALKYRIE CUL-DE-SAC

Works of the Founders

See how the literary rupture began. Know why there is no turning back.

The Engorged Landlord By Valkyrie Cul-de-Sac [AKA Jackie Ryan] Case study →
Shivers Down Her Spine By Tuesday Thatch [AKA Carody Culver] Case study →
The Island By Misty Dawn [AKA Kathryn Kelly] Case study →
The Long and Sensual Arm of the Law By Valkyrie Cul-de-Sac [AKA Jackie Ryan] Case study →
The Honey Trap By Minty McGee [AKA Carody Culver] Case study →
Some Criticisms of Criticism By Valkyrie Cul-de-Sac [AKA Jackie Ryan] Case study →
Meeting His Needs By Tuesday Thatch [AKA Carody Culver] Case study →
The Titillating Trifecta By Tuesday Thatch [AKA Carody Culver] Case study →
His Chivalrous Passage By Sunday Best [AKA Carody Culver] Case study →
Seaduced By Valkyrie Cul-de-Sac Case study →
John Farnham I’ll be your Substratum By Valkyrie Cul-de-Sac [AKA Jackie Ryan] Case study →
Turbulent Passions By Tuesday Thatch [AKA Carody Culver] Case study →
The Burning Bush By Misty Dawn [AKA Kathryn Kelly] Case study →
A Truck Driver Too Far By Valkyrie Cul-de-Sac [AKA Jackie Ryan] Case study →
A Crotch Full of Diamonds By Minty McGee [AKA Carody Culver] Case study →
Duet for One By Valkyrie Cul-de-Sac [AKA Jackie Ryan] Case study →
Tits for Tenure By Tuesday Thatch [AKA Carody Culver] Case study →
Space Virgin By Valkyrie Cul-de-Sac [AKA Jackie Ryan] Case study →
The Romance heroine’s Alphabetised Guide to Survival By Sunday Best [AKA Carody Culver] Case study →
A Good Heart is Hard to Fund By Valkyrie Cul-de-Sac [AKA Jackie Ryan] Case study →
Love Meditation By Sunshine Moonheart Divine [AKA Carody Culver] Case study →
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